A mere week or so ago one of our neighbors showed us a small nickel sized bump on his shoulder. My OTHER neighbor (or should I say ex-neighbor) and I had previously seen the likes of "these" things and quickly diagnosed that this culprit was most likely a sebaceous cyst. Of course, we've had other things to do in life than be ultra disciplined and complete our MD degree, so we told our cysty neighbor's wife to hold off on the ceremonial popping of the cyst until it was properly diagnosed by a medical professional.
Well. A few days ago he saw a doctor who confirmed it was, in fact, a cyst. So, within moments (okay, that might be an exaggeration) of his return home, his wife had attacked it with a needle. The story of the oozing and spewing kept us all on edge and we relived the excitement as if we were there.
And then, there was the visual. Cysty neighbor pulled back his shirt to reveal the monster. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! The nickel sized, flesh colored bump went from a normal protrusion to the LARGEST OF LARGE. It is angry. It is firey. It is GROSS. And we LOVED it.
You wanna see it???? You know you wanna..... So, HERE IT IS!!!
I know you're now worried about him and his 3rd nipple, uh, I mean, cyst, but have no fear. He's going to have it removed on Friday.