Players: Roman and me
Me: Roman, what does Dane have ahold of?
Roman: Your undershirt (translation: bra). [he looks a little closer and clarifies nonchalantly] Yeah, your undershirt...the one that makes nipples big.
Me: Oh, okay [trying not to bust out laughing]
That's almost as good as the time he described it as "the undershirt that makes your nipples fluffy".